Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife/Girlfriend (Guy Must Read)

‘Sir, I won’t lie to you. At times, I feel I should beat my wife. She does some annoying things & I just feel like beating her…’ That was what Mr. Friday ( not real name) told me as he came to complain about his wife to me in the office.

I told him, I also beat my wife Wunmi Ajibode Ogunlolu, in fact I beat her daily just like all men do. The only different is how we beat our wives. I don’t use belt, I don’t use abusive words, I don’t use sex starvation to beat her, I don’t use blow, I don’t use kick.

I am a king& married to a queen. Such don’t happen in a palace like ours. This is the way I ‘beat’ my wife and I recommended it for Mr. Friday & I am recommending it for all men. The reason why my Queen can’t leave me is because she is enjoying the beating. This is the way I beat her. I beat her by:

B- BEAUTIFYING HER.

E- ENCOURAGING HER.

A- ASSISTING HER

T- TREATING HER AS A QUEEN.

No woman can die in your hands no matter how many times you beat her in a day as long as you do it the way I do it to my Queen.

I know this is the way women will love their husbands to beat them. There can’t be divorce or separation if we ‘beat’ our wives like this. When you use belt, wire, blow, knife , slap, or any domestic violence means on your wife, you are worthy to be awarded a duplex at Neuro Psychiatric Hospital or you can go there yourself and tell them to detain you there until you are okay.

For all excellent husbands, follow that syllabus I gave you on how I beat my own Queen daily & go and do likewise.

The joy of your family is my priority.

 WISDOM FOR WIVES!

 As a Wife, Your BEAUTY attracts your husband, but your WISDOM will continue to keep him! Your ELEGANCE catches his ATTENTION, but your INTELLIGENCE convinces him! NAGGING irritates your husband, but your “Constructive Silence” weakens him! Remember that the “boyish” character in your husband comes out occasionally, But your ability to always handle it, is a sign that you are a MATURED WIFE! 

Every man has “Secret Struggles and Pains, including your husband, if you should ever find them out from him, Please exhibit the greatest maturity by asking the Originator of your marriage, (GOD) to help you with USEFUL IDEAS, that you will suggest to him (your husband)! In the long-run, your WORDS matters to your husband than your “LOOKS”!

So always invest the RIGHT WORDS! Earn your husband’s respect and he will consider you as the yard-stick for all his actions! Learn to mould your husband’s moods, and he will naturally give you his “FUTURE” as he recalls your maturity in the past issues!

Note that, WOMEN are everywhere, but REAL WIVES are scarce, let the QUEEN in you come alive, and your husband will always hold you in a very HIGH ESTEEM! 

Please don’t be selfish, forward this to every wife you know, so that we will together make the “BEST MARRIAGES” In our society at large!

I just did my own part! God help us! Amen

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